Wednesday, September 9, 2015


That DSS Invasion of A-Ibom Govt. House
Only God knows what might have prompted the alleged invasion recently of the Akwa-Ibom Government House by the operatives of the DSS. If we are in a democracy and there is still immunity clause enshrined in the 1999 Constitution of the Federal Republic (as amended), can this act pass the test of any time?
This is hoping that Nigeria is gradually creeping back into the obnoxious era of jack-boot policy and regimental impunity. I am yet to hear the voices of such human rights lawyers as Festus Keyamu, Femi Falana and their likes. Are they seeing and listening?
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Tuesday, September 8, 2015



Joe El Flip-Flops In Timeless Launch Out
Uzo Chikere
Of issue in his career presently is whether he is Tu-Face Idiba’s look-alike or not. What matters now, is the offering of his musical work and its artistic value. After quite a number of years under the stewardship of industry veterans Keke Ogungbe and Dayo Adeneye, Joe El Amadi has put forward a body of work.
This has been a long time coming for the pop singer who has had difficulty gaining acceptance as a stand-alone music entity. Through fate and a complicit twist of genetics, he was born into earth as a physical look-alike of celebrated artiste, Tu-Face Idibia. So striking is this similarity that it traverses certain aspects of his craft down to the most primary organ of his music; his vocal chords. For many years has he had to deal with being ‘the guy who looks like Tu-Face.’ He has fought that, with statements and a refusal to be that guy.
In 2014, Joe El got a revelation. He embraced the persona, and began work with Tu-Face Idibia. He exuded a certain calm and peace, and let his artistry flow. ‘Oya now’ was born. Then came ‘Hold on’, with Tu-Face Idibia, and now, an album. This rapid change of views and events have put Joe El on the rise. "Timeless" album showed a creative flaw by being too similar to Sunny Neji’s 2012 ‘Timeless’ album. Even the album sleeve design looks like a modern version of its predecessor. There is also no mention of creative inspiration from Sunny Neji. This could some sort of copyright infringement .
The album kicks off with two singles that have made the man visible on the radar. Joe El and Tu-Face Idibia-created ‘Hold on’ for inspiration, and it flew. Then follow’s the Afrobeat OritseFemi collaboration ‘Oya now’. These songs which are awesome, have been milked beyond any listening value, hence appearing first on the album, robs the listener some chance to get to the new stuff. This is wrong.
Away from these two songs, an ardent listener may be hard pressed to find more good material. The entire album is a disjointed blend of sounds that only presents a mere compilation from someone who has had a breakout year. 19 tracks long, with no character and imagination, this album sounds like a drawn-out ode to Tu-Face Idibia. With a title such as ‘Timeless’, the last thing on your mind as you filter through this work is to preserve it for a later time. Such is its lack of melodious power.
The act’s attempts to seduce pop culture with the club single ‘Ileke’, is seen for what it is. Joe El makes it too glaring that the song is meaningless, with no attempt at creativity on the lyrics. No twist, but plenty of sexually suggestive lyrics which make the man too ordinary. “We and my guys we get am for plenty money to spend…in the first place, see your Ileke dey cause case.” This track is not a new addition to the prevalent ‘bum and butt’ music that Nigerian artistes find so attractive.
A bland production, no clear direction, and distasteful music composition are the creative-reversal triplets that combine to make this album a job to listen to. Sneak in the mediocre attempt at embracing the ways of 2face Idibia, and this album becomes a flop. Listening to ‘You are love’ will give you a throwback to an upcoming 2face Idibia.
Chukwudi’ with Iyanya sounds like a track from indigenous Pentecoastal Christianity, played out over a regular DJ Coublon beat. “We are serving a living God, Chukwudi e, that is why we no dey fall, Chukwu di e.’ It belongs in an Enugu Gospel album. Not a Timeless piece.” Just after this comes another Gospel song, with the disruptive bells of Terry G, taking you on another run at basic lyrics. “If no be God O, me for die o, me for die o, me for die o, owey, owey”
Joe El embraces romance on this album, with urban highlife, retro beats, R&B infusions, and a nod at Soul. But in all, he finds creative ways to make the listener cringe at love. ‘Love song’ is a weak freestyle, ‘Onye’ is a drawn out Nigerian sound, ‘Blown out’ makes music a chore, and ‘We are in love’ just rolls by.Hip-hop finally comes on into the mix, with Phyno guesting on the wrong track. ‘Fade away’, a conscious effort, with lacklustre lyrics is given to him, and he is limited. Move down the album, to ‘No Yawa’, and you will find a creative fit for a man of his talents. 
And why did ‘Hold on’ get an international version that is exactly like its original? This move is an embodiment of the poor direction and creative misses on the LP. Production on this album is scattered amongst a posse of producers, who are all to blame for the lame quality of this album. OJB covers himself with a little glory for ‘Oya now’, but fails to extend that genius to his other tracks. DJ Coublon is still working with his singular beat, and happily hands it out to Joe El. This will be the poorest Masterkraft credits that will ever roll in to him. Others just fall in line for this work.
‘Timeless’ fails to realise the potential and deliver on the promise that Joe El displayed and flaunted in 2014. Nothing is timeless on this album. If anything, ‘One time’ would happily describe these 19 tracks. Let’s hope he gets it right on his second LP attempt.

PMAN, LASG In Lagos Music Urban Festival
Uzo Chikere
From every indication, the Pretty Okafor-led Performing Musicians Employer Association of Nigeria (PMAN) is poised to bring back dance to the toes of Nigerians. Shrugging off the drudgery occasioned by the long-drawn factional squabble that had bedeviled the musicians’ body for quite some time now, it has concluded plans to stage mega music concert dubbed Lagos Urban Music Festival (LUMFEST) October 1, 2015.
The main drivers of the project, PMAN at a press briefing during the week disclosed that LUMFEST which is being staged in partnership with the Lagos State Government would set the city of aquatic splendor on fire when 50 artistes professing various music genre and 10 disc jockeys would besiege three stages to be rigged up on the grounds of Freedom Park, Lagos, for the jam. The Lagos State Ministry of Arts and Culture will be working with PMAN in this regard.
According to Baba Dee who outlined the details of the concert, it is designed to showcase, as well as celebrate in music form the story of music in Nigeria, adding that it would be facilitated by pictorial and art exhibitions depicting the musical journey in the country.
To further power the show, PMAN will also be partnering with such outfits as Chocolate City, Naija Ninja, Eddy Lawani Associates, and Lagos State Censorship Board. Partnering with the musicians’ body on the project also are, Tecno and Airtel among others.
Some of the acts to perform at the festival include MI, Reminisce, Mode 9, Ruggedman, Yemi Alade, Sound Sultan and JJC. Others are, Tu-Face, Dammy Krane, Jesse Jags, Partoranking, Marvelous Benjy, Sunny Neji, Maydee, Black Magic, Shina Peters, Baba Dee and General Pype just to mention a few.
Speaking on behalf of Lagos State Ministry of Art and Culture, Mr. Dele Balogun said that the state decided to partner with PMAN on the project in view of the fact that they shared the same vision in that direction. Describing the musicians’ body as one of the authentic bodies of entertainment in Nigeria, Balogun congratulated PMAN for the initiative. 


DJ Jimmy Jatt Returns With Jimmy's Jump Off In "The Festival"


Much-in-demand DJ Jimmy Jatt is back with this year’s edition of Jimmy's Jump Off tagged "The Festival".

The event is set to take place on Wednesday, September 30, 2015 at the GET Arena, Victoria Island Lagos.

The ground breaking event which is referred to as "Naija's biggest DJ event” will feature more than 20 top DJs.

"I'm glad we are at that time of the year again, where talents in the entertainment industry come together to give their fans a good time", said excited DJ Jimmy Jatt who added that "this year's event is bigger and promises to be better than anything you've seen".

In the coming weeks, Cool DJ Jimmy Jatt will be announcing the names of more than 20 top artistes who will make this music sensation unforgettable.

Born Jimmy Adewale Amu, and popularly known as Cool Dj Jimmy Jatt, he is a renowned Disc Jockey who is known for setting the pace for Hip hop music in the country and beyond. An icon in the Nigerian entertainment industry, he has helped nurture many deejays amongst whom are Dj Waxxy, Dj Syl-D, Dj
Funky J, Mix Master Tee, Dj Osar, Dj Hotega, Dj Tony Blaise, Dj XGee to mention a few.
His first single, 'Stylee' featuring Tu Face Idibia, Mode 9 and Elajoe enjoyed massive airplay and the music video stayed on the MTV Africa countdown for weeks. This earned him several awards like Channel O Africa Music Video Award, Hip hop World Award, SoundCity Music Video Award, Nigerian Music Video Award and Nigerian Music Award nominations.

He has a current album entitled 'The Definition' which is a mix tape featuring over 50 of Nigerian's best artistes. Dj Jimmy Jatt has a T.V programme called 'Jimmy's Jump Off' currently airing on local and international stations.


Burna Boy Robbed In Gbagada

Nigerian singer, Burna Boy, at the just concluded Star Music Trek: Lagos Rocks, which was held on Saturday, August 29, 2015, at the Gbagada Open field in Lagos, got a pleasant surprise which he never expected.

After the singer had rendered several songs from his numerous works, the singer had taken off his ring and chain while he jumped into the awaiting arms of the crowd who were cheering him up.

Rather than give out money the way some celebs would have done, the singer got a sad surprise from the crowd which was nothing to him as his belt was removed and phone screen badly damaged.

It was learnt that it took the efforts of security personnel to get Burna Boy back on stage